The butt of so many jokes, Sbarro is the quintessential mall food court chain for pizza and other Italian food. As malls have died out, so has Sbarro. It’s now thought of as a restaurant of last resort you see in airports, bus stations, and highway rest stops. You never know how long the pizza has been sitting under those heat lamps, but you know it’ll be dry no matter what.
“I’ve only been to the one across the street from Madison Square Garden, but it’s probably the worst pizza I’ve ever had,” said u/Relevant_Slide_7234. “Worse than dominoes and Papa John’s.”