Upon entering Narnia in "The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe," Edmund Pevensie meets the villain of the story, the White Witch. She offers him some "Turkish Delight," which is a magical treat designed to taste exactly like whatever your favorite thing in the world is.
Grilled Cheeseburger Doritos are like the complete opposite of that. "Wet dog," "dumpster full of mustard," and "moldy produce" are all ways we'd choose to describe this taste experience. The smell alone is simply not of this realm. The good news is, this abomination is available only in Australia, so it shouldn't be that hard for you to avoid.
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