In my current stage of outrage, I am dying to stick Chipotle in last place. Look at the size of this thing. Is that a joke? I got charged full price for this weird, half-burrito nub. It’s fully wrapped, so everything about this is intentional. Hold me back! Hold me back!
Luckily for Chipotle, I am a consummate professional and I will not allow this highway robbery to tarnish my opinions. The ingredients, including and especially the tortilla, are damn good. Despite the fact that only the King of England could afford to snack on a $12 burrito the size of an apple, I liked it more than everything except for El Pollo Loco. You’re nuts for this one, Chipotle.